This is it! I mean every time I jump in the pool, get in the shower, or relax in the hottub, the very FIRST thing I wanna do is make calls – well hot damn, now I can! And for only $1790. Thanks SkyMall.
Oh and the image really sells it. She looks so pissed!
Sharon: “Mike are you scuba diving again?”
Mike: “No?”
Sharon: “Ok, well make sure you’re home by 6, the Briddles are coming over for dinner and I need help with the tuna casserole!”
Mike: “No problem honey! Love you, see you soon.”
They hang up.
Mike: “Thanks SkyMall! Now I can scuba dive and nobody will know!”
What I’m wondering is where are the underwater cell phone towers? No matter.
Thanks for finding this Stanya Kahn.
December 10, 2009
Celebrity Gutters!
This is a project I did with the infamous Sir John Hargrave of Zug. We actually went to Charlize Theron’s house, snuck in with the builder crews, and installed some celebrity gutters. She wasn’t there, but I’m sure she appreciates her new gutter guards.
For parts two and three (Charlize’s gutter install), visit http://bit.ly/celebritygutters_pt2 & http://bit.ly/celebritygutters_pt3
December 8, 2009
Radar Films #18: Google Maps Road Trip
Alex Johnson and Babelgum crew made a cool doc about the Google Maps Road Trip Pete Baldes and I took. It’s nice and short and my eyes are really wide open for some reason.
Here’s their description of the vid:
“Whether it’s stretching 1500ft of extension cords from his kitchen to a park to make coffee for passers-by, spending a year dining with strangers across the US, or helping others run errands with the use of a mule to cheer them up, Marc Horowitz’s work revolves around culture jamming, social practice…and just making people feel good. When fan Peter Baldes approached him about doing a cross country road trip the two strangers decided to complete it virtually instead, driving all the way from LA to Virginia…on Google Maps, using the arrow keys to ‘drive’. With a host of ‘back-seat’ drivers joining them and a commitment to keeping close to reality the two toured the country for nine days. We join Marc and Peter as they take their project live for the first time in front of a real-life audience.”
Check it out. Micki Krimmel and I talk about branding yourself among other semi-soft things.
November 19, 2009
Google Maps Road Trip highlights
These are some highlights from Pete and my virtual cross-country google maps road trip. To learn more about it visit the GMRT wiki, or scroll down and see the previous posts about it. The vid quality is so weird cause it was edited from .flv files off ustream.tv. sorry, this is the best it’s gonna be.
Hugs!
I’ll be doing a talk and discussion about my work and other little goodies tonight at the DIY Days Fest. If you are in LA, you should definitely come – it’s free. You can find all the details at DIY Days and you can read the awesome write-up they gave yours truly at Marc Horowitz at DIY Days.
DIY DAYS FEST
THURSDAY
NOVEMBER 19th
6pm to 6:30pm registration
6:30 to 10:30pm program
10:30 to 11:30pm
rooftop after party with DJ
251 S. Main Street
Los Angeles, California 90012
FREE but space is limited
November 3, 2009
NYCommercial
I led a workshop at the NYC conflux festival this past September with a group of super awesome folks. The idea was to collectively make a commercial for NYC in a single afternoon; brainstorm in the morning, immediately go out and shoot the commercial, then edit it that evening. The editing part got a bit delayed thanks to the swine flu. Nevertheless, here’s what we made! If you know Mayor Bloomberg, or are him, please consider this a submission for the official commercial for NYC. Tourism will triple, I swear.
August 31, 2009
Re: *** All hand made***
This is one of the more interesting and potentially lucrative spams I’ve received today. Curious, I replied and they responded almost immediately in very broken English:
“Corner broome renwick 11 tonowt. NYcety. Only Cash. Bring self only. We watch on you. Lies no. heartfelt to thanks. Leu.” Since I don’t live in NYC, I asked my friend Eric if he wouldn’t mind going in my place. He agreed. I guess it’s only a matter of time until I have some great handmade military ribbons. I could probably attach them to gifts, my shoes, maybe make magnets out of them. I’m sure I’ll find plenty of uses once I actually get them. Thanks Eric!! I owe you one man!August 27, 2009
NYC Conflux Festival
I’ll be in NYC from September 16th through the 23rd for the awesome http://confluxfestival.org/ . Please come out and participate, at least for my stuff. I’ll be doing two projects and a lecture for the festival at NYU’s art department @ 34 Stuyvesant Street 10003.
1) September 19th 2:00 – 2:30 – Lecture “I Get Around” – Marc Horowitz will discuss three of his travel-based projects. The National Dinner Tour, The Signature Series, and Google Maps Road Trip.
2) September 19th (right after the lecture) 2:30 – 3:45 – Google Maps Road Trip NYC - Peter Baldes and Marc Horowitz will perform a live virtual trip of NYC, in the vain of their recent cross-county Google Maps Road Trip project. They will take suggestions from the audience on what to visit and do on this journey. They will utilize google maps to navigate around, ustream.tv to broadcast the event live on the internet, youtube to see various NYC videos, and flickr to explore still images of the city.
2) September 18th 12:00pm – 6:00pm (at noon gather at Rosenberg gallery and we’ll leave from there) – NYCommercial – Marc Horowitz will lead a workshop that focuses on making a commercial for New York City. Marc and the group (you) will begin in the morning by brainstorming various ideas for the best commercial for NYC. The group will then shoot the commercial; later that day, edit it, and finally post it to several video sites and the conflux website.
You can go to the facebook invites at: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=122607937337 & http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=129456455799































