Overheard

I have heard some strange things on this trip. Here are a few.

Skiing in New Zealand.

My lips got tired of kissing, and I ended up pregnant.

NBC is owned by GE, and you know what they make? Weapons.

Ah

He’s the guy with the scuzzy mustache.

I want people to know about the cheese that grills, it friggin’ delicious, people should eat it. Ahlloumi.