Djerassi – Day 7: Quitting Smoking

With “The Patch” in place, I’m finally kicking the habit. I went on a run this morning and found myself gasping for air like a fish out of water. When I got back the “waterproof” patch started to come off. At $3 a pop I wasn’t going throw it away as the instruction manual suggested, so I gaffed it on.

Now this patch thing is making me dizzy, is emanating smells of cotton candy, and is giving me a terrible headache.

Fuck you nicotine.