August 11, 2005
Famous Artists Fights (F.A.F) – Francisco de Goya vs. Vincent Van Gogh
Please tune in next week for an all out battle of the world’s greatest painters. Who will advance in the Famous Artist Fights tournament?
Critics are saying that de Goya has a considerable advantage over Van Gogh because of his “amazing precision and unmatched technique.” To further de Goya’s slated victory, rumor has it that Van Gogh has been out of training due to his addiction to absinthe. However, his trainer claims he’s been clean for “a while now.”
Let’s just wait and see!!!
Comments
August 11, 2005
Anonymous said:
Van Gogh is a punk. His willingness to employ scare tactics like his “crazy ear severring artist” act is proof he is desperate. If he was a real man he would let his opponent bite his ear off live on Pay Per View like Holyfield did.
-Joe
August 16, 2005
Anonymous said:
Interestingly, Van Gogh and Goya share the same Birthday: March 30. Why should they fight, because they’re both Aries?
Avalon
August 18, 2005
KidFromNewburgh said:
Give me a call when we get to the graffiti subway spraypainter vs. the velvet elvis artist