August 24, 2005
Dinner with Irvin Kershner - this Friday!!

I’m absolutely thrilled out of my mind. A dream come true!
Irvin directed the absolute best Star Wars “Empire Strikes Back.” I saw it on opening day in 1980, I was 4 years old and went with my father to the theatre, a small one outside Bexley, Ohio. We had a great time and really bonded over this film, and it is one of the very few memories I have of my father, and it’s a damn fine one to have.
He’s done a gang of other stuff and probably can spit so many stories it’ll make my head spin off. I can’t wait!
As a token of my appreciation and to get to know him a little better, I’m going to help him with some of his errands and chores; help him fix his intercom system, do a goodwill run for him, coil phone cords, sweep, whatever comes up.
Although Kersh is a stellar cook, we’ll, actually Hak (I’ll just chop garlic and pretend I know what I’m doing), will be cooking for him and some of his guests - on a measly $ 50 - wish us luck!
It’ll be filmed, so tune in for some snippets next week.
Other (un)related business:
I’m really tired today and feeling sort-of uncreative; however, I embraced these fine moments and held the First Annual Junk Food Conference in downtown Beverly Hills. It wasn’t the smash hit I expected and only a few people took interest, but I think next time we need numbers and more props.









Comments
August 25, 2005
Mulligan said:
Is Hac wearing a womans shirt?
August 28, 2005
Anonymous said:
i think so. scary.
August 30, 2005
Anonymous said:
Hac is spelled Hak. And for the record he does not wear women’s clothes. That shirt is an American Apparel V-neck tee for men which is too tight for him because he just had a french dip sandwich and some Chilli fries. After his visit to the National Junk Food Conference.
babysex said:
i am glad someone cleared up the hak v-neck shirt mystery and the fact that he had just had some chilli fries as that explains his facial expression. he must be working on a fart.
Anonymous said:
i think hak looks really good in women’s clothes… i mean if that is what he is truely wearing.
Anonymous said:
Hak actually worked out a fart earlier and is now enjoying the satisfaction of his SBD aka silent but deadly farts.