you can do this too. The fart has obviously been released from this bag and caused much damage. Make one and carry it with you. Release it in your absolute darkest moment.

Do it!

warning: most people WILL be disgusted at your efforts and you may loose friends.

It is about that time of the year again when I ask you what you think of this site? What works, what doesn’t, too much here, too much there? What do you want to see more of, less of, none of?

Let me know what’s on your mind. You may get a lovely gift for your generous time.

Either post your comments in the comment section of this post, or send them to me at marc at ineedtostopsoon dot com.

thank you.

that’s mr. extendooooo hair

that’s professional starer

The word is as awkward as its looks - a fat bomb that refuses to fall. It hovers around downtown LA like a weird man made mini-raincloud advertising what made Los Angeles it is today - tires.

I’m fascinated. I briefly traveled around downtown trying to get a glimpse of the blimp from different angles. Next time it is out, I’m going to chase it to its home… and maybe, finally, I’ll be able to meet a blimp pilot! This would complete the circle for me.

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This week on Gross or Awesome…

A carefully plucked hair from Marc’s beard, split near the middle by nature’s choice. A fork in the road. Do you go to the deserted island with only a battery powered pipe organ or do you head for the jungle with just a leaf blower and fork-lift? This is it! So I must ask you now - Is this photo Gross or Awesome?

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You decide GROSS or AWESOME. Please leave your response in the comments section of this post; you can answer why if you have time to kill.

Tune in next week for Kitchens from the 50s

p.s Yes, something can be grossly awesome and awesomely gross. Take a side.

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it’s the path to the future - visit it - http://twitter.com or click below, sign-up and add me as a friend. Then we can keep tabs on each other all day and that could get very interesting.

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I’ve been mostly doing this with post-it note cut-outs and paper with tape. I think it is time to make some proper stickers that have the thought bubble with “i’m in here” on it. If you’d like some, let me know; it could be our own little cult!

Order 25 of them by clicking going here ->

Then take pictures, post them on http://www.flickr.com and send the link to me. It’d be nice to get a whole site for this nonsense one of these fine days.

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Above is a video still from this past weekend’s life coaching session I did here in Los Angeles with my organization, The Center for Improved Living.

I was certified as a life coach in 2000 at the acclaimed Syracuse Ramada Inn and ever since I’ve been coaching celebrities and powerful figures such as Tony Blair, Bill Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, and even Tony Robbins!

I was voted 6th Best Life Coach of the Year by Readers Digest and I am proven to change lives by Life Changes magazine. I’m highly qualified and I’m always met with enthusiasm; I’ve personally been growing for years; I have a beard; I’ve been to seminars; and I’ve studied NLP, SCP, LSP processes amongst other things, making me one of The Country’s Best Life Coaches (aka TCBLC).

Do it now! Give yourself permission to succeed!

I am available for bar mitzvahs, bat mitzvahs, weddings, bachelorette parties, birthdays, and more!

Tony Blair had a fear of ironing things. Just hours after this photo was taken, he was ironing drapes, socks, even his hotel sheets.

Bill and I did an intensive 48 hour session and he overcame his fear of staplers.

I helped Tony write his new seminar, Life is Totally Worth Living!

Note: My books and tapes will be available next year about this time. I have already sold over 7 copies, so get yours today!

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