22 Evil Things

1) Accidentally throwing your retainer away
2) Old people who yell at you for walking on their lawn
3) Paris Hilton
4) Zombie Hockey Players
5) Spelling words that begin with the letter “x”
6) Getting vomited on
7) Hit and run people
8) The Abominable Snowman
9) Fangs
10) Really loud leaf blowers
11) Naming your child “Evil” or “Lightbright”
12) Banana peels
13) Crawl spaces
14) Bats flying at you in a cave
15) Angry birds flying at you in a parking lot
16) The shaky wheel on a shopping cart
17) Faulty brakes
18) Smoking guns
19) Broken electronics
20) Parking meters that “steal” your money
21) Bad Deals
22) Online Diplomas

p.s. please feel free to ad to this list in the comment section.

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