The Stressus Propulus
We are so stressed in the future because of over-population, over-stimulation, and increasing demands that we evolve to grow a “skin chimney” or a stressus propulus that looks much like a snork on the top left side of our head’s. It keeps us from having a stroke by spewing forth blood clots and strange gunk in times of stress.
The skin chimney grows in size with us and as we get older it sags. Stressed out peoples sag early, but there is medication, corrective surgery, and braces to help with that. Lot’s of folks customize their “chimney” – getting it tattooed like a brick chimney, encrusting it in gold dust or diamonds for that bling-bling look, mutilating and piercing it, etc.
just feel the left side of your head now, feel that little bump? It’s gonna happen and you read it here first.
[tags]evolution marc horowitz stress[/tags]
