1) make a suit of armor out of shinguards
2) make an igloo out of igloo coolers
3) get blue food coloring.

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Information is this week’s theme. Loose as it is.

This is the past week in my world of information.

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If the spam you get in your e-mail, on your front door, or on your car just isn’t doing it for you, make your own and for yourself. Join in the new revolution of personal spam. Here’s a good one!!

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Totally inspired by Garry’s ingenious moneymaking scheme (see yesterday’s post), I’ve made my own. I plan on sending this out to everyone I know and everyone they know and everyone they know. Basically the whole world.

Helllo,

I am Harrry and would like to make an order of a Porcelain Lunchbox and would like to know the types you having in stock and also the prices as well as the mehtod of payment that you accept because i want it to be shipped to my Echo Park Center in Los Angeles United States and would like to make a larg order of it and hope to hear from you ASAP
Best Regards
Harrry

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I received actually received this e-mail. I’m totally serious, this is not made-up, this really came into my inbox.

——– Original Message ——–
Subject: very urgent order
Date: Thu, 10 May 2007 07:53:45 -0700 (PDT)
From: garry hasla
To: marc@ineedtostopsoon.com

Hello,
am Garry and would like to make an order of a Excercise Bike and would like to know the types you having in stock and also the prices as well as the mehtod of payment that you accept because i want it to be shipped to my Guym center i Ghana West Africa and would like to make a larg order of it and hope to hear from you ASAP
Best Regards
Garry

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I have no idea how Garry came up with this genius plan to buy a large order of exercise bikes from me. What are the chances of him knowing that I run an underground wholesale exercise equipment business? That little sneaky Garry.

I e-mailed him all my bank and credit card info, and I suggest if there is anyone else out there with a business like mine (wink-wink), you need to e-mail Garry right away. This truly could be our flight to financial freedom.

garryoffice@yahoo.com

My Friend, Zach Ayers, thought that I made up the above e-mail from Garry, probably due to my sarcastic response. He went ahead and e-mailed Garry a nice little note. It goes as follows:

——– Original Message ——–
From: Zach Ayers
Date: Jun 4, 2007 11:33 AM
Subject: Please exercise me please?
To: garryoffice@yahoo.com

Bobo

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A giraffe neck body pillow!!!

For some reason, these pillows get shipped in huge crates like the one above!?!
LOVE 4 LIFE!