a couple things

1) smoldering is a funny word

2) Here’s a suggestion on how to answer unwanted e-mails (spam, ex-lovers, etc) in the future:

Hello,

I broke my leg and won’t be able to do any of this!! It makes me so mad to because I really wanted to make it all happen. Dammit!

Sincerely,
(your name here)

and 3) Does anyone want to sublet my place from mid-March through mid-April? It is a rad place! Free Costco TP! Let me know if you are interested. It costs me $ 1366 a month, but I’d be willing to drop the price a bit as I know that is a lot. Has great views and a big kitchen and a sofa and a TV and cable and internets and a shower and a toilet and 2 sinks!!! that’s right TWO SINKS!!!

(p.s. neither of those are actually my sinks though, I was too lazy to take pics of my sinks for you. sorry)