Time Machine Unveiling on President’s Day!

In celebration of President’s Day, my local seafood restauranteur, Ray Fresca of Shrimps & More, put on a demonstration of the time machine he’s been working on since he saw a double feature of “Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure” and “Back to the Future II.”  He explained that his motivation for its construction was to meet Abraham Lincoln (as they did on Bill & Ted). Ray aptly named his creation, “Captain Time Traveler” or “C.a.T.T.” and unveiled it in his vacant banquet hall.

Pictured is Tina Ferris (daughter of Tom & Gina Ferris) and her cat, Meowrok 8000, ready to fly through space and time to give Lincoln a little surprise visit!

We didn’t let Ray know it didn’t really work. We just hit the lights whenever someone got inside and they ran and hid under that podium thing in the background. Ray was pretty drunk on Zima by the end of the event, too.