Introducing: Shin Guard Armor

I designed Shin Guard Armor for people with a fear of sharp objects.  Comes in a nice contemporary samurai design and can be easily put on and worn throughout the day. Never be scared of sharp object again!!

Also protects against certain bug bites, flying objects, stray punches and kicks, prickly plants, and unseen objects you may bump into in the dark. Available in white only.

(from the ineedtostopsoon.com archives)

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