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First come, first serve.

I’m going to be giving away some of my food over the next few weeks, so if the mayo doesn’t interest you, I also have about 15 cans of sardines, a couple “aged” granola bars, some lettuce “soup” in the bottom of my fridge (it was once a head of lettuce, but has taken on a new more mature look now), a few peeps to remember Easter 2003, and about four other exciting things. Want something? Just send an e-mail to marchorowitzsbigfoodgiveaway at ineedtostopsoon dot com. Postage is on you.

For those of you that were interested in the newly expired horseradish, sorry, gave it to the neighbors.

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Get into the Alone Zone with the Guest Eliminator!

A great way to drive unwanted or lingering guests out of your place in a hurry.

Here’s how it works:
1) Set the system up in a discreet location in your home
2) Place a piece of stinky food under (or on) the fan
3) Turn the fan on
4) Sit back and watch your guests leave almost immediately!

Note: If they ask about the smell, say you have no idea where it’s coming from.

Kit comes with clip fan and bowl.

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Should I be scared that there are dozens of little yellow penises growing in my plant inside my home?

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This is a close-up video of the sun reflecting off the water taken during a hi-speed boat ride from Bellagio to Como on Lake Como in Italy. There are no effects, the purple is feedback/ noise from the video camera (canon g7).

I’m not sure who the music is by. If you know, let me know.

note: I was not high when I made this.

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I’ve been working hard on this and it’s almost complete!! Just a few more finishing touches (30 or so more shinguards) and you can run with scissors and knives all you like. Highly recommended for clumsy adults and young children. Please inquire about pricing and availability.

Finally, an invention that sucks up dust and debris and spits out a tasty breakfast cereal.

I was getting worried this would never happen.

new concept for a desk toy

set for upcoming video on how to avoid really tall bears in the wilderness

Prototype for Hamburger Vision, a place where kids can go and look at hamburgers.

a simulacrum to all the fish i never caught

This was supposed be a sketch of a normal person sweating hamburgers.

It looks like a police sketch of a potential criminal sweating hamburgers