i need to stop soon » ——- 004 Spam http://www.ineedtostopsoon.com marc horowitz Tue, 07 Jun 2011 00:38:15 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 Personal Spam http://www.ineedtostopsoon.com/2007/06/07/personal-spam/ http://www.ineedtostopsoon.com/2007/06/07/personal-spam/#comments Thu, 07 Jun 2007 08:11:55 +0000 Marc Horowitz http://www.ineedtostopsoon.com/2007/06/07/personal-spam/ If the spam you get in your e-mail, on your front door, or on your car just isn’t doing it for you, make your own and for yourself. Join in the new revolution of personal spam. Here’s a good one!!

Personal Spam!

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Totally inspired by Garry’s ingenious moneymaking scheme (see yesterday’s post), I’ve made my own. I plan on sending this out to everyone I know and everyone they know and everyone they know. Basically the whole world.

Helllo,

I am Harrry and would like to make an order of a Porcelain Lunchbox and would like to know the types you having in stock and also the prices as well as the mehtod of payment that you accept because i want it to be shipped to my Echo Park Center in Los Angeles United States and would like to make a larg order of it and hope to hear from you ASAP
Best Regards
Harrry

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]]> http://www.ineedtostopsoon.com/2007/06/05/porcelain-lunchboxes-for-sale-anyone/feed/ 0 Someone’s Gettin’ Rich Quick! http://www.ineedtostopsoon.com/2007/06/03/does-garry-with-2-rs-really-think-this-is-gonna-make-him-rich/ http://www.ineedtostopsoon.com/2007/06/03/does-garry-with-2-rs-really-think-this-is-gonna-make-him-rich/#comments Sun, 03 Jun 2007 19:20:51 +0000 Marc Horowitz http://www.ineedtostopsoon.com/2007/06/03/does-garry-with-2-rs-really-think-this-is-gonna-make-him-rich/ I received actually received this e-mail. I’m totally serious, this is not made-up, this really came into my inbox.

——– Original Message ——–
Subject: very urgent order
Date: Thu, 10 May 2007 07:53:45 -0700 (PDT)
From: garry hasla
To: marc@ineedtostopsoon.com

Hello,
am Garry and would like to make an order of a Excercise Bike and would like to know the types you having in stock and also the prices as well as the mehtod of payment that you accept because i want it to be shipped to my Guym center i Ghana West Africa and would like to make a larg order of it and hope to hear from you ASAP
Best Regards
Garry

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I have no idea how Garry came up with this genius plan to buy a large order of exercise bikes from me. What are the chances of him knowing that I run an underground wholesale exercise equipment business? That little sneaky Garry.

I e-mailed him all my bank and credit card info, and I suggest if there is anyone else out there with a business like mine (wink-wink), you need to e-mail Garry right away. This truly could be our flight to financial freedom.

garryoffice@yahoo.com

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My Friend, Zach Ayers, thought that I made up the above e-mail from Garry, probably due to my sarcastic response. He went ahead and e-mailed Garry a nice little note. It goes as follows:

——– Original Message ——–
From: Zach Ayers
Date: Jun 4, 2007 11:33 AM
Subject: Please exercise me please?
To: garryoffice@yahoo.com

Grarry,

I have hoped you could pay me bike for exercise. Legs are strong and need strong bike. How much for your wife? Your wife and little girl? How much?

Bobo

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