This is it! I mean every time I jump in the pool, get in the shower, or relax in the hottub, the very FIRST thing I wanna do is make calls – well hot damn, now I can! And for only $1790. Thanks SkyMall.
Oh and the image really sells it. She looks so pissed!
Sharon: “Mike are you scuba diving again?”
Mike: “No?”
Sharon: “Ok, well make sure you’re home by 6, the Briddles are coming over for dinner and I need help with the tuna casserole!”
Mike: “No problem honey! Love you, see you soon.”
They hang up.
Mike: “Thanks SkyMall! Now I can scuba dive and nobody will know!”
What I’m wondering is where are the underwater cell phone towers? No matter.
Thanks for finding this Stanya Kahn.
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What if restaurants and waiting rooms had scratch-and-sniff walls? So while you are waiting to see your dentist, for example, you could go around the room and scratch certain parts of the wall and smell different things. Is this totally impractical, like a nose hair trimmer that simultaneously scratches your chin when you use it or a toilet that plays Neil Diamond’s “America,” when you flush it?
Disclaimer: I’m not sure what my deal is in writing “today” in the title of these last two posts, cause it implies that I may be doing this everyday, and I won’t.
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Get into the Alone Zone with the Guest Eliminator!
A great way to drive unwanted or lingering guests out of your place in a hurry.
Here’s how it works:
1) Set the system up in a discreet location in your home
2) Place a piece of stinky food under (or on) the fan
3) Turn the fan on
4) Sit back and watch your guests leave almost immediately!
Note: If they ask about the smell, say you have no idea where it’s coming from.
Kit comes with clip fan and bowl.
