I did a little research today and found out that in many urban areas in Southern & Central California there is a Jack in the Box fastfood restaurant within three blocks of every hospital! I honestly think they are planning a strategic attack on their friendly, harmless, neighboring hospitals. Here is what one of their attacks might look like:

Here’s how this would happen: The Jack in the Box restaurant would literal fly up on top of the hospital and surround it with a forcefield so nobody can get in or out. Then it would unload it’s alien employees and possessed foodstuffs into the hospital, where they would shoot super deadly lazers at everything. The chicken sandwich is the most dangerous cause it can cloak itself and change size whenever it wants. It gets so small and then flys into your body and expands, and then you can guess what happens.

This is going to happen; it’s only a matter of time before it does. Beware and warn others of this plan!!

The only way to defeat these jack in the box aliens is with lightsabers – you can get them at most jedi shops or Kmart.

Fart noises are completely captivating, irreverent, and can serve as hours of entertainment. these little stupid noises cross all boundries of race, age, gender, sexual preference, soci-economic status, and bring us together as one!!!

Making fart noise is a proven way to relieve stress and freak people out. I’ve put together a little video of a couple fart noises – really stupid.

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here are a few links to other good fart noise videos:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbNMDLXlgAA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEgbmwATKjg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMAtBFv3CF8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH6smnmueEQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H67W6oHPXu8

This one is a little different, but very funny, dubbing fart noises is funny toohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktVK3LODnwo

I’m going to post an “Today’s Action” every so often and then you gotta try it out and post your results in the comment section. Not the ideal method, but it’ll work in the meanwhile.

Now, go out there and make some fart noise videos and post a link to it in the comments section!!

note: www.youtube.com is the best place to post videos; then just copy and paste your link.

Here is what I found in The Magic Stick – Detroit’s famed and oldest bowling alley. World meet Hazel – professional bowler extraordinairre!

I’m now back in LA from Detroit figuring it all out.

I’m in Detroit doing some heavy duty research. Here is one of my findings:

more to come…

Whitebread is always getting into trouble, cloud doesn’t know how to navigate, and Goo is a jerk.

and he made me this video. It’s a war now!!

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I was told last night by my friend Miguel that he always wants to call my site ineedtospoon.com, so I thought I’d just run wih that. I’ve secured the domain name www.ineedtospoon.com, and I will have it up and running in the next few weeks hopefully.

Basically it is a site entirely dedicated to pictures of spooning. And very, very soon you’ll be able to submit photos of you or your friends, strangers, pets, trees, etc. engaged in the loving act of spooning. And you can craeat your very own spooning profile.

This is exaclty what the world needs now!

If you’d like to submit spooning pics now, please send em to me at marc at ineedtostopsoon dot com with a caption and I’ll just start posting them. Thanks and I look forward to this!

I am not picking up the art of focusing very quickly – dammit.

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Starting on this very morning of 060606, I’m going to learn how to focus! If you have any good suggestions, please let me know. This is going to be very difficult for me.