A giraffe neck body pillow!!!
For some reason, these pillows get shipped in huge crates like the one above!?!
LOVE 4 LIFE!
I received actually received this e-mail. I’m totally serious, this is not made-up, this really came into my inbox.
——– Original Message ——–
Subject: very urgent order
Date: Thu, 10 May 2007 07:53:45 -0700 (PDT)
From: garry hasla
To: marc@ineedtostopsoon.com
Hello,
am Garry and would like to make an order of a Excercise Bike and would like to know the types you having in stock and also the prices as well as the mehtod of payment that you accept because i want it to be shipped to my Guym center i Ghana West Africa and would like to make a larg order of it and hope to hear from you ASAP
Best Regards
Garry
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I have no idea how Garry came up with this genius plan to buy a large order of exercise bikes from me. What are the chances of him knowing that I run an underground wholesale exercise equipment business? That little sneaky Garry.
I e-mailed him all my bank and credit card info, and I suggest if there is anyone else out there with a business like mine (wink-wink), you need to e-mail Garry right away. This truly could be our flight to financial freedom.
My Friend, Zach Ayers, thought that I made up the above e-mail from Garry, probably due to my sarcastic response. He went ahead and e-mailed Garry a nice little note. It goes as follows:
——– Original Message ——–
From: Zach Ayers
Date: Jun 4, 2007 11:33 AM
Subject: Please exercise me please?
To: garryoffice@yahoo.com
Grarry,
I have hoped you could pay me bike for exercise. Legs are strong and need strong bike. How much for your wife? Your wife and little girl? How much?
Bobo
Totally inspired by Garry’s ingenious moneymaking scheme (see yesterday’s post), I’ve made my own. I plan on sending this out to everyone I know and everyone they know and everyone they know. Basically the whole world.
Helllo,
I am Harrry and would like to make an order of a Porcelain Lunchbox and would like to know the types you having in stock and also the prices as well as the mehtod of payment that you accept because i want it to be shipped to my Echo Park Center in Los Angeles United States and would like to make a larg order of it and hope to hear from you ASAP
Best Regards
Harrry
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If the spam you get in your e-mail, on your front door, or on your car just isn’t doing it for you, make your own and for yourself. Join in the new revolution of personal spam. Here’s a good one!!
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Information is this week’s theme. Loose as it is.
This is the past week in my world of information.
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1) make a suit of armor out of shinguards
2) make an igloo out of igloo coolers
3) get blue food coloring.
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Unfortunately you can’t see that new little drawing right up there on the yellow fold. So here it is bigger til I get that fixed.
enjoy your weekend.
Finally after weeks of cookin, it’s here. Let me know what y’alls thinks. What you like, don’t like, to slow, too fast, to busy, not busy enough, love the animated gifs? etc.
Thanks and keep stoppin by. Some good stuff for next week – The Parking Lot Talk Show!!!
This was supposed be a sketch of a normal person sweating hamburgers.
It looks like a police sketch of a potential criminal sweating hamburgers
new concept for a desk toy
set for upcoming video on how to avoid really tall bears in the wilderness
Prototype for Hamburger Vision, a place where kids can go and look at hamburgers.
a simulacrum to all the fish i never caught
