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June 1, 2007

Get that special person one of these!

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A giraffe neck body pillow!!!

giraffe_neck_body_pillows

For some reason, these pillows get shipped in huge crates like the one above!?!
LOVE 4 LIFE!

Filed under ------- 003 How to Get Someone to Love You, intss blog by Marc Horowitz on Jun 1st, 2007. 1 Comment. #

June 3, 2007

Someone’s Gettin’ Rich Quick!

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I received actually received this e-mail. I’m totally serious, this is not made-up, this really came into my inbox.

——– Original Message ——–
Subject: very urgent order
Date: Thu, 10 May 2007 07:53:45 -0700 (PDT)
From: garry hasla
To: marc@ineedtostopsoon.com

Hello,
am Garry and would like to make an order of a Excercise Bike and would like to know the types you having in stock and also the prices as well as the mehtod of payment that you accept because i want it to be shipped to my Guym center i Ghana West Africa and would like to make a larg order of it and hope to hear from you ASAP
Best Regards
Garry

————————————————————————

I have no idea how Garry came up with this genius plan to buy a large order of exercise bikes from me. What are the chances of him knowing that I run an underground wholesale exercise equipment business? That little sneaky Garry.

I e-mailed him all my bank and credit card info, and I suggest if there is anyone else out there with a business like mine (wink-wink), you need to e-mail Garry right away. This truly could be our flight to financial freedom.

garryoffice@yahoo.com

underground wholesale exercise equipment business

My Friend, Zach Ayers, thought that I made up the above e-mail from Garry, probably due to my sarcastic response. He went ahead and e-mailed Garry a nice little note. It goes as follows:

——– Original Message ——–
From: Zach Ayers
Date: Jun 4, 2007 11:33 AM
Subject: Please exercise me please?
To: garryoffice@yahoo.com

Grarry,

I have hoped you could pay me bike for exercise. Legs are strong and need strong bike. How much for your wife? Your wife and little girl? How much?

Bobo

[tags]marc horowitz underground wholesale exercise equipment business[/tags]

Filed under ------- 004 Spam, intss blog by Marc Horowitz on Jun 3rd, 2007. 1 Comment. #

June 5, 2007

Porcelain Lunchboxes for Sale!! Anyone!?!?

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porcelain lunchbox

Totally inspired by Garry’s ingenious moneymaking scheme (see yesterday’s post), I’ve made my own. I plan on sending this out to everyone I know and everyone they know and everyone they know. Basically the whole world.

Helllo,

I am Harrry and would like to make an order of a Porcelain Lunchbox and would like to know the types you having in stock and also the prices as well as the mehtod of payment that you accept because i want it to be shipped to my Echo Park Center in Los Angeles United States and would like to make a larg order of it and hope to hear from you ASAP
Best Regards
Harrry

[tags]garry harry spam marc horowitz porcelain lunchbox ode[/tags]

Filed under ------- 004 Spam, intss blog by Marc Horowitz on Jun 5th, 2007. Comment. #

June 7, 2007

Personal Spam

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If the spam you get in your e-mail, on your front door, or on your car just isn’t doing it for you, make your own and for yourself. Join in the new revolution of personal spam. Here’s a good one!!

Personal Spam!

[tags]marc horowitz personal spam get rich sleeping[/tags]

Filed under ------- 004 Spam, intss blog by Marc Horowitz on Jun 7th, 2007. 2 Comments. #

June 13, 2007

Information

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Information is this week’s theme. Loose as it is.

This is the past week in my world of information.

rent me

Big 5 display

laminated_bill_whiteout

Joe's house

PBR

[tags]information[/tags]

Filed under ------- 005 Information, intss blog by Marc Horowitz on Jun 13th, 2007. Comment. #

June 14, 2007

3 things I’d like to do this week

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1) make a suit of armor out of shinguards
2) make an igloo out of igloo coolers
3) get blue food coloring.

[tags]cooler, shinguard, marc, horowitz[/tags]

Filed under ------- 005 Information, intss blog by Marc Horowitz on Jun 14th, 2007. 1 Comment. #

June 15, 2007

Dolphin vs. Submarine 10Knot

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Unfortunately you can’t see that new little drawing right up there on the yellow fold. So here it is bigger til I get that fixed.
dolphin submarine race

enjoy your weekend.

Filed under ------- 005 Information, intss blog by Marc Horowitz on Jun 15th, 2007. Comment. #

June 17, 2007

New site design!!!

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Finally after weeks of cookin, it’s here. Let me know what y’alls thinks. What you like, don’t like, to slow, too fast, to busy, not busy enough, love the animated gifs? etc.

Thanks and keep stoppin by. Some good stuff for next week – The Parking Lot Talk Show!!!

Filed under intss blog by Marc Horowitz on Jun 17th, 2007. Comment. #

June 19, 2007

Sweating Hambugers

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hamburger sweat

This was supposed be a sketch of a normal person sweating hamburgers.

It looks like a police sketch of a potential criminal sweating hamburgers

Filed under 001 Imagination, intss blog by Marc Horowitz on Jun 19th, 2007. Comment. #

June 21, 2007

some new work.

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new concept for a desk toy
US Assembly

set for upcoming video on how to avoid really tall bears in the wilderness
Mountain Scene at Sunset

Prototype for Hamburger Vision, a place where kids can go and look at hamburgers.
Hamburger Vision Marc Horowitz

a simulacrum to all the fish i never caught
fish laugh

Filed under 001 Imagination, intss blog by Marc Horowitz on Jun 21st, 2007. Comment. #

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