August 20, 2007
Some Free Mayo!?!
I’m going to be giving away some of my food over the next few weeks, so if the mayo doesn’t interest you, I also have about 15 cans of sardines, a couple “aged” granola bars, some lettuce “soup” in the bottom of my fridge (it was once a head of lettuce, but has taken on a new more mature look now), a few peeps to remember Easter 2003, and about four other exciting things. Want something? Just send an e-mail to marchorowitzsbigfoodgiveaway at ineedtostopsoon dot com. Postage is on you.
For those of you that were interested in the newly expired horseradish, sorry, gave it to the neighbors.
August 13, 2007
The Guest Eliminator
Get into the Alone Zone with the Guest Eliminator!
A great way to drive unwanted or lingering guests out of your place in a hurry.
Here’s how it works:
1) Set the system up in a discreet location in your home
2) Place a piece of stinky food under (or on) the fan
3) Turn the fan on
4) Sit back and watch your guests leave almost immediately!
Note: If they ask about the smell, say you have no idea where it’s coming from.
Kit comes with clip fan and bowl.
August 7, 2007
Penis Fungi?
Should I be scared that there are dozens of little yellow penises growing in my plant inside my home?
August 6, 2007
Back in the States!!
August 5, 2007
Music Vid
This is a close-up video of the sun reflecting off the water taken during a hi-speed boat ride from Bellagio to Como on Lake Como in Italy. There are no effects, the purple is feedback/ noise from the video camera (canon g7).
I’m not sure who the music is by. If you know, let me know.
note: I was not high when I made this.















