From Khooligan Magazine.

Technorati Tags: marc horowitz Khooligan Magazine russia

First come, first serve.

I’m going to be giving away some of my food over the next few weeks, so if the mayo doesn’t interest you, I also have about 15 cans of sardines, a couple “aged” granola bars, some lettuce “soup” in the bottom of my fridge (it was once a head of lettuce, but has taken on a new more mature look now), a few peeps to remember Easter 2003, and about four other exciting things. Want something? Just send an e-mail to marchorowitzsbigfoodgiveaway at ineedtostopsoon dot com. Postage is on you.

For those of you that were interested in the newly expired horseradish, sorry, gave it to the neighbors.

Technorati Tags: mayo free marc horowitz big food giveaway

Get into the Alone Zone with the Guest Eliminator!

A great way to drive unwanted or lingering guests out of your place in a hurry.

Here’s how it works:
1) Set the system up in a discreet location in your home
2) Place a piece of stinky food under (or on) the fan
3) Turn the fan on
4) Sit back and watch your guests leave almost immediately!

Note: If they ask about the smell, say you have no idea where it’s coming from.

Kit comes with clip fan and bowl.

Technorati Tags: marc horowitz invention guest eliminator fan stinky food

Should I be scared that there are dozens of little yellow penises growing in my plant inside my home?

Technorati Tags: penis fungi

ahhhhhhh… and the first place I visited… Staples. I missed big office supply stores so much!

Technorati Tags: staples office supplies supply USA united states too much stuff marc horowitz returns

This is a close-up video of the sun reflecting off the water taken during a hi-speed boat ride from Bellagio to Como on Lake Como in Italy. There are no effects, the purple is feedback/ noise from the video camera (canon g7).

I’m not sure who the music is by. If you know, let me know.

note: I was not high when I made this.

Technorati Tags: water, reflections, lake, como, italy, marc, horowitz, boat, ride, feedback, noise, sun

Technorati Tags: dehydration hydration kit used marc horowitz amt gallery como italy

Download and read the write-up of the show by Marisa Olsen (it is word document) by clicking here.

Leave this behind in case you decide to break into a bank.