July 12, 2005
America’s Most Wanted Monsters: The Cardboard Claw
Please call 1-800-MONSTER if you see this maniac in your neighborhood. And please don’t hesitate to pick up and dial if you see any of the other monsters on our most wanted list – The Loch Ness Monster, The Abominable Snowman, Ghidora, Mothra, Godzilla, The Swamp Thing, Bigfoot, The Bogie Man, Hydra, and Medusa.
Remember if you see one of these villains, do not attempt to attack them, they are very dangerous. Please call 1-800-MONSTER immediately after sighting and move to a safe place and wait. Our specialists are standing by and are ready to apprehend these dangerous criminals and put them behind bars forever. Thank you and please keep posted for further details
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Anonymous @ 12:51 pm
dude, that’s weird. I saw the loch ness monster once, I hitchhiked to see it.