funny office things

You could put your bosses moped in his office with a forklift.
see thisfor ideas. We didn’t have a office as much as a warehouse.

The Disgruntled Chemist has a few classic ideas here.

go to my friend’s website for some ideas, http://comewasteyourtime.com/

This is easy. Gummi bears. Only use German ones. Lick the back of one and you can stick it on any smooth surface (glass works best). Under ideal conditions, the gummi bear will stay stuck where you put it for 15+ years. Buy kilograms of gummi bears and stick them all over the place–use your imagination!

There’s a version of thise where it’s little dixie cups filled with water, covering the entire floor.

i’m a fan of sneaking in and turning absolutely everything upside-down. books, chairs, pencils in the pencil holder, the printer, the computer, pictures on the walls – all of it, except for maybe heavy furniture, like a desk unit. but even without the desk itself disrupted, it still looks fantastic.

Put your co-worker’s stapler in Jell-o. Convince someone that they’ve put the wrong socks on today. Sing random songs non-stop. Make references to book/movie everytime someone talks to you.

usually i waste time in the office by bothering alex tonnison, but he got sick of it and told me to go to your website instead.

please help me come up with a good office prank to play on him. he just sits in his office all day, making spreadsheets and talking about coffee in the park. it’s a little sad.

i tried to bring him out of his shell with fake myspace profiles, but he’s too smart for that one.

i think he already knows about the prank where you fill a giant cardboard box with styrofoam packing peanuts and leave it in the prankee’s office so that when he or she lifts it up the bottom opens and the office gets flooded with peanuts.

making stickers from embarassing pictures of a coworker and then having everyone in the office wear them all day is pretty fun. have any embarassing pictures of alex i can use?

Put a candy dish with bad tasting candy like Warheads on your desk and watch people run to spit them out!

while i was temping for some grant foundation i got great joy from totally railing on peoples names and what street they live on and where their from. best street name- indian pipe lane (I wonder what goes on there….?”)

peace.

Watching The Office could help.