soggy mitt

I just got the following e-mail:

From: postmaster@mizuho-cb.co.jp
Subject: DELIVERY FAILURE: User not listed in address book.
Date: March 2, 2007 2:59:41 PM PST
To: oshxj@ineedtostopsoon.com

Your message (soggy mitt)?was not deliverd to (naoki.tsuchiya@mizuho-cb.co.jp
).

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I’ve never seen anything like this. I don’t remember writing anyone about “soggy mitt.” Inspiring though to think about a soggy mitt. This could be a whole adventure series – CAPTAIN SOGGYMITT AND BOB clean cars by day and fight evil supervillians by night.

Maybe their first mission was to destroy the man who says “neat” 30+ times a day – seems like an evil person.

I guess Soggymitt’s power could be an incredibly powerful wet slap – a very close range superpower. Bob could make up for that though and shoot easy cheese from his thumbs. So much cheese that it entirely covers the evil villian and he can’t move, then soggymitt comes in for the finishing moves.

What a duo! “Never say ‘neat’ again Mr. Neato!”

[tags]superpower super hero soggymitt bob easy cheese fighting evil[/tags]