It’s not everyday your friend calls and says, “WTF, here I am looking out my window and I see a huge billboard with your mug on it.” This has been a crazy experience for me and has taken tons of my time. I’m finaly back HERE now and am ready to unleash some more excitment.
But first, to fill you in – I lived in a car for 7 days per Nissan’s challenge to me. They found me by way of my blog – it’s so good to see someone is reading all this crazy stuff. They shot me consistently for 168 hours straight and we cut together some commercials and a print campaign. I wrote a blog about the whole thing, http://7daysinasentra.blogs.com/, and started a
myspace page (be my virtual pal) – both of which have some funny videos scattered about and will be updated later today.
I am a bit delerious as I was on a morning ABC news show at 6am!!!! this morning.
this is funny btw – you can make me break dance. the first part is a recorded demo someone made, then you can play your heart out. weird. click here
[tags]marc, horowitz, nissan, billboard, strange, breakdancing[/tags]
Filed under intss blog by on Oct 25th, 2006. 11 Comments. 
I’ve posted some photos I’ve been taking over the last couple years, click
http://www.ineedtostopsoon.com/marc/index.htm to take a look.
Here is a quick preview of a few:
I’d love to get your feedback in the comments section. Thanx!
[tags]marc, horowitz, photography, fun[/tags]
Filed under intss blog by on Oct 24th, 2006. 2 Comments.
what are some funny things you can do around the office?? pranks and stuff.
you know things with highlighters, messing around your cubicle, doing something to your freindly co-workers, etc…
let me know, please comment if you have ideas.
Also, it’d be nice to know of some ways that you can completely waste your time around the office – while you’re getting paid of course.
thanx
Filed under 001 Imagination, intss blog by on Sep 23rd, 2006. 11 Comments.
What happens when you let 15,000 angry rabbits loose during a standard 3k race… the RABID RABBIT RUN!
Please join us in Elysian Park, Los Angeles this Sunday the 24th for an event that will beat the shit out of Pamplona’s Running of the Bulls! The race begins at 8am near the Police Academy. If you haven’t signed up and would like to, please let me know. We are not responsible for injury, accident, or death. Thanks!!
Filed under 001 Imagination, intss blog by on Sep 21st, 2006. 1 Comment.
1) First up, failed inventions. I thought for sure this would work. A plunger paper towel holder. Eh?
2) Call the IRS – 800.829.8374. Listen to the automated female voice. It’s so hot! Why can’t I date that voice? It would be so much easier and cheaper then the real dating process. I could just occasionally call her and she could comfort me, “welcome to the internal revenue service, our office is currently closed… TOUCH TONE… REFUND… PRESS.” OH GOD!!!!!!
I could send the IRS automated female voice frozen TV dinners on dry ice and the occasional flower. I could spoon with my cordless while she asks me to press and say things! It could be soooooo good! The IRS really ought to consider having a 900 number for people like me; they’d make a killing.
3) I had a very Jewish day yesterday – I went to two doctors and a lawyer. Amazing! This kinda stuff makes my mom so proud! I made this lovely photo whilst at my first doctor’s appt. I have strep throat – sucks! I have to take these huge day glow pills that have “ET” written on them.
4) I had a really messed-up dream about a week ago where there were all these crocodiles running around a pool. One of em tried attacking me – I grabbed it and struggled with it a bit until I realized I could turn the bastard into a pot of coffee and pour him into the pool. What the fuck kinda super power is that, “Yeah I can turn crocks into coffee.”
“Oh yeah, well, I can turn stingrays into diet coke.”
I’ll miss you Steve Irwin; that would have served you well.
Anyhow, this oddly gave me the idea of an animal attack amusement park! Think about get trampled by a stampede of giraffes, or getting the shit kicked out of you by an angry pack of orangutans, or covering up in meat and having a bunch of hyenas go to town on you. How exhilarating!!!!! You would of course be wearing protective gear designed by our buddy Troy Hurtubise, who, by the way is incredible.
See it now – “Project Grizzly” starring Troy Hurtubise
Here’s some info:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troy_Hurtubise
Discovery Channel’s Fire Paste Video
Filed under 001 Imagination, 037 Video, intss blog by on Sep 21st, 2006. Comment.
Another one from the archives. This is a news cast I did this past summer with my friends Sienna and Burgess. Not really sure about it, but here it is – Channel B News. enjoy!
Here’s a non-youtube link to the video
[tags]news, funny, channel, b, birds, die, hot, cars, salbury, steak[/tags]
Filed under intss blog by on Sep 20th, 2006. 2 Comments.
This is an old post I’ve been meaning to drag out for a while. Here it is, from the archives.
CLICK HERE TO SEE THE HAND SMELLER IN ACTION – SCAREY!
Filed under 037 Video, intss blog by on Sep 20th, 2006. Comment.
