The Center for Improved Living was a tremendous success!
If you’d like more info on The Center or would like to become a member or go on one of our many retreats, please send an e-mail to thecenterforimprovedliving at ineedtostopsoon dot com, sorry for lengthy e-mail!
Above is an overall shot of The Center for Improved Living’s booth at ArtLA. Incredible!
As you probably already know, The Center for Improved Living is a one-stop shop for all your life-enhancement needs. It consists of several different ways to improve your life almost instantly. Some of the services we offer include:
1)INSTANT APPEARANCE OF WEALTH
Give that old run-down item the Midas touch!
Look bling-bling for a fraction of the cost!
Simply leave or send in an item and return for your new appearing item!
Famous people do this all the time.
check out that VCR tape!!
2) GET A GRIP!
Add a handle to something.
Anything of your choice.
This man has added a handle to his tin of mints! He’s very excited!
3) TELL THE WORLDHOW YOU ARE FEELING
Honesty shirts: Have a personal honest statement hand-written
on a t-shirt so the world knows exactly what’s on your mind!
Wear it with pride!
4) YOU NEED A VACATION!
Enter to win a Temp-For-A-Day!
Simply drop your business card or name and number in the vase. At the end of the night a name will be drawn.
The lucky winner will get the day off work as Marc will temp for them at his/ her job!
(winner to be announced)
5) PORTABLE LUCK!
Take a piece of wood with you and give it a knock when appropriate.
Sizes vary depending on how much luck you need.
Careful for splinters.
6) CELEBRATE LIFE!
Have an instant celebration thrown in your honor!
Get excited, this is your life!
(video in previous post)
7) FINANCIAL GAIN?
A small chance to win some small change.
Buy a Mystery Bag-O-Change for only $3.00. You could get lucky and come out with $ 3.50 or even $ 5.00! Or your luck could be slightly dried up and you walk away with only $2.00.
It is recommended that you visit either the portable luck station or the successful wishing station before purchasing a Mystery Bag-O-Change.
You won’t know unless you count it!
8) SUCCESSFUL WISHING
Hoping for that new promotion?
Need some luck with a project?
Hope your relationship works out?
Hoping you did well on something?
Wish and hope no longer! Marc will cross his fingers for you for a few
Moments while he repeats what you are wishing for.
Available in packages and over the phone.
9) WARM FUZZIES
Look at some pictures of cute cats. Feel better?
calendars available next year.
10) GET A LIFE COACH, NOW!
Marc will coach you on an immediate life decision.
Upon completion of the course (up to three minutes), you will be presented with a beautiful certificate of completion.
Coaching toward a better future!
11) WIN AT SOMETHING
Cell phone drawing contest.
Try your hand at drawing marc’s cell phone.
The winner will be announced at the end of the fair and will get to make one free call on Marc’s phone!
(the winners picture coming soon!)
See you soon!
I put this sign up the other day at a coin-op car wash in Silverlake, Los Angeles. I’m going to start making a bunch more signs of phony historical facts and putting em up all over town.
mmmmm… What’s next???
please, give me some suggestions. Thanks.