My First Visiting Guest on the Site – Jon Rolston!

Marc: Where were you born?
Jon: Portsmouth, New Hampshire and France!

M: What is your nom de plume?
J: Jean Douche

M: When did you first realize you had a talent?
J: When I performed an Elvis impersonation.

M: Didn’t you get arrested for impersonating an officer?
J: Yes.

M: Tell us about it?
J: I can’t talk about that; it sucks getting arrested!

M: What is your talent? Why are you here?
J: I’m adventurous and gay! I am a famous French writer here to take an idea of yours and turn it into beautiful prose. I am an international wordsmith!

M: Good to know. My idea (for a story) is that a stripper gets fed up with her line of work and wants a change. She visits a plastic surgeon and asks that he make her a Triceratops. What will become of her???? Good luck with this.

(story coming tomorrow – in the meantime you can see some of Jon’s writings on his site www.myrobotispregnant.com)

If you’d like to be a guest on i need to stop soon, please shoot me an e-mail at marc at ineedtostopsoon dot com. thanks!