Skymall

I’m always impressed with those goofy catalogues you get on the plane. Not only are the products incredibly life enhancing but the photography is out of this world. I would’ve loved to have sat in on this photo shoot. What that must have been like?

Art Director turns to group and says:

“Yeah, get rid of the short haired cat and get me a Siamese dammit, they always look more sophisticated and sell more product. Can’t anyone make that white fluffball look more alive and less taxidermied? We need happy pets people, do it, do it now! Come on, these furballs are on the clock – let’s move! Where’s that last Polaroid and who the hell put cream in my coffee, you ALL know I take it black?”