An Unexpected Cemetery Golf Seminar

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My roommate Barrett and I were in the middle of developing a few new skits for an upcoming comedy performance when there was a sudden knock on the door.

“Hello?”

Nobody really comes by, it’s just not like that in these parts, especially a stranger.

It turns out it was a couple of realtors interested in neighborhood folks who want to sell their house. We invited them in. According to some rule somewhere, you’re never supposed to invite stranger-realtors into your house, they’ll never leave, but we had no problem hastening their exit.

We all know everyone is an actor in Hollywood, so I asked them if they would like to participate in a few scenes – they of course accepted. After a few warm up skits, they loosened up a bit and were good and ready for my seminar.

Through a quick game of something that resembled pictionary, I tried convincing them that it would be a fantastic idea to put a golf course in a cemetery to raise money for the deceased’s families and the greens keeper. Or it could just be a way to get your mind off of things while visiting the cemetery. Really, it would be a seamless integration, you wouldn’t even have to move any of the tombstones; in fact, fresh graves could be used as holes.

They declined my invitation to a game on Monday, but I’m going to give em a call to see if they REALLY meant that.

Tune in this following week to see if the realtors accept the challenge!!!

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