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September 3, 2006

Something We Should All Live By

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no time for sucking marc horowitz

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September 20, 2006

Introducing the Hand Smeller

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hand_smeller_graphic.jpg

This is an old post I’ve been meaning to drag out for a while. Here it is, from the archives.

CLICK HERE TO SEE THE HAND SMELLER IN ACTION – SCAREY!

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Channel B News

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Another one from the archives. This is a news cast I did this past summer with my friends Sienna and Burgess. Not really sure about it, but here it is – Channel B News. enjoy!

Here’s a non-youtube link to the video

[tags]news, funny, channel, b, birds, die, hot, cars, salbury, steak[/tags]

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September 21, 2006

on my mind…

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1) First up, failed inventions. I thought for sure this would work. A plunger paper towel holder. Eh?

2) Call the IRS – 800.829.8374. Listen to the automated female voice. It’s so hot! Why can’t I date that voice? It would be so much easier and cheaper then the real dating process. I could just occasionally call her and she could comfort me, “welcome to the internal revenue service, our office is currently closed… TOUCH TONE… REFUND… PRESS.” OH GOD!!!!!!

I could send the IRS automated female voice frozen TV dinners on dry ice and the occasional flower. I could spoon with my cordless while she asks me to press and say things! It could be soooooo good! The IRS really ought to consider having a 900 number for people like me; they’d make a killing.

3) I had a very Jewish day yesterday – I went to two doctors and a lawyer. Amazing! This kinda stuff makes my mom so proud! I made this lovely photo whilst at my first doctor’s appt. I have strep throat – sucks! I have to take these huge day glow pills that have “ET” written on them.

doctors office

4) I had a really messed-up dream about a week ago where there were all these crocodiles running around a pool. One of em tried attacking me – I grabbed it and struggled with it a bit until I realized I could turn the bastard into a pot of coffee and pour him into the pool. What the fuck kinda super power is that, “Yeah I can turn crocks into coffee.”

“Oh yeah, well, I can turn stingrays into diet coke.”

I’ll miss you Steve Irwin; that would have served you well.

Anyhow, this oddly gave me the idea of an animal attack amusement park! Think about get trampled by a stampede of giraffes, or getting the shit kicked out of you by an angry pack of orangutans, or covering up in meat and having a bunch of hyenas go to town on you. How exhilarating!!!!! You would of course be wearing protective gear designed by our buddy Troy Hurtubise, who, by the way is incredible.

animal suit

See it now – “Project Grizzly” starring Troy Hurtubise

Here’s some info:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troy_Hurtubise

Discovery Channel’s Fire Paste Video

Filed under 001 Imagination, 037 Video, intss blog by Marc Horowitz on Sep 21st, 2006. Comment. #

The 1st Annual Rabid Rabbit Run

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What happens when you let 15,000 angry rabbits loose during a standard 3k race… the RABID RABBIT RUN!

Please join us in Elysian Park, Los Angeles this Sunday the 24th for an event that will beat the shit out of Pamplona’s Running of the Bulls! The race begins at 8am near the Police Academy. If you haven’t signed up and would like to, please let me know. We are not responsible for injury, accident, or death. Thanks!!

rabid rabbit run

Filed under 001 Imagination, intss blog by Marc Horowitz on Sep 21st, 2006. 1 Comment. #

September 22, 2006

this hurts

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this box is not a winner

poor box.

Filed under 001 Imagination, intss blog by Marc Horowitz on Sep 22nd, 2006. Comment. #

September 23, 2006

funny office things

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what are some funny things you can do around the office?? pranks and stuff.

you know things with highlighters, messing around your cubicle, doing something to your freindly co-workers, etc…

let me know, please comment if you have ideas.

Also, it’d be nice to know of some ways that you can completely waste your time around the office – while you’re getting paid of course.

thanx

office pranks

Filed under 001 Imagination, intss blog by Marc Horowitz on Sep 23rd, 2006. 11 Comments. #

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