This is so much fun!!! This was my friend Joe’s Idea. All you do is yell “over here” on a crowded street, in a store, from your car, wherever. Yell and watch. This video is kinda bad, but you get the point. Do it yourself and post videos to the over here group.

Notice everyone else looking about - “who the hell is he yelling at?”

Sorry for the bad video quality. More of these to come.

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CLICK HERE FOR A NON-YOUTUBE LINK TO THE VIDEO

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1) First up, failed inventions. I thought for sure this would work. A plunger paper towel holder. Eh?

2) Call the IRS - 800.829.8374. Listen to the automated female voice. It’s so hot! Why can’t I date that voice? It would be so much easier and cheaper then the real dating process. I could just occasionally call her and she could comfort me, “welcome to the internal revenue service, our office is currently closed… TOUCH TONE… REFUND… PRESS.” OH GOD!!!!!!

I could send the IRS automated female voice frozen TV dinners on dry ice and the occasional flower. I could spoon with my cordless while she asks me to press and say things! It could be soooooo good! The IRS really ought to consider having a 900 number for people like me; they’d make a killing.

3) I had a very Jewish day yesterday - I went to two doctors and a lawyer. Amazing! This kinda stuff makes my mom so proud! I made this lovely photo whilst at my first doctor’s appt. I have strep throat - sucks! I have to take these huge day glow pills that have “ET” written on them.

4) I had a really messed-up dream about a week ago where there were all these crocodiles running around a pool. One of em tried attacking me - I grabbed it and struggled with it a bit until I realized I could turn the bastard into a pot of coffee and pour him into the pool. What the fuck kinda super power is that, “Yeah I can turn crocks into coffee.”

“Oh yeah, well, I can turn stingrays into diet coke.”

I’ll miss you Steve Irwin; that would have served you well.

Anyhow, this oddly gave me the idea of an animal attack amusement park! Think about get trampled by a stampede of giraffes, or getting the shit kicked out of you by an angry pack of orangutans, or covering up in meat and having a bunch of hyenas go to town on you. How exhilarating!!!!! You would of course be wearing protective gear designed by our buddy Troy Hurtubise, who, by the way is incredible.

See it now - “Project Grizzly” starring Troy Hurtubise

Here’s some info:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troy_Hurtubise

Discovery Channel’s Fire Paste Video

This is an old post I’ve been meaning to drag out for a while. Here it is, from the archives.

CLICK HERE TO SEE THE HAND SMELLER IN ACTION - SCAREY!

Fart noises are completely captivating, irreverent, and can serve as hours of entertainment. these little stupid noises cross all boundries of race, age, gender, sexual preference, soci-economic status, and bring us together as one!!!

Making fart noise is a proven way to relieve stress and freak people out. I’ve put together a little video of a couple fart noises - really stupid.

CLICK HERE TO VIEW

here are a few links to other good fart noise videos:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbNMDLXlgAA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEgbmwATKjg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMAtBFv3CF8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH6smnmueEQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H67W6oHPXu8

This one is a little different, but very funny, dubbing fart noises is funny toohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktVK3LODnwo

I’m going to post an “Today’s Action” every so often and then you gotta try it out and post your results in the comment section. Not the ideal method, but it’ll work in the meanwhile.

Now, go out there and make some fart noise videos and post a link to it in the comments section!!

note: www.youtube.com is the best place to post videos; then just copy and paste your link.

and he made me this video. It’s a war now!!

CLICK HERE TO WATCH

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This is the start of a video remix project I’d like to try out.

The idea is that someone will download the original video titled “000 Video Remix Project – BETA” from Google videos. He/She will remix the video, then repost the modified video, now titled “001 Video Remix Project – BETA,” to google videos for someone else to download, remix, and repost as “002 Video Remix Project – BETA.” And so on - 003, 004, 005, etc.

Here’s the instructions:

1) DOWNLOAD the most recent remixed video - look at the number in the title. Here is the very first version - http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2791148501324597488

To make sure you have the most recent, you can do a search on google video for “video remix project - BETA” and pick the highest number. Make sure you choose the correct format - I find that “video iPod” is the only format that works on macs and “windows/mac” works only for windows.

2) REMIX the video!! Add stuff, subtract stuff, make it all new, have a piece of pizza fly through the scene, whatever you want to do!

3) REPOST your remixed video to google videos. Here’s how to do this: (a) sign-in or sign up for a google video account. (b) If you don’t have it already, get the easy-to-use video upload software from google at https://upload.video.google.com/video_instructions.html#downloadingwin . Download the appropriate version of the software, depending on which platform you use, and install it. (c) open the video upload program upload your remixed video. (d) Then go to your google video account and click on the video to add all the necessary info. (NOTE: DO NOT post your remix at http://video.google.com/videouploadform - noboby will be able to download it)

4) TITLE your video correctly. Add the remix # to the begginng of the title, so if it is the 5th remix, title the video “005 Video Remix Project - BETA” and date it with the correct date.

5) PASS IT ON. Copy and past these instructions into the description of your remixed video so others know what to do.

Sorry for the intense instructions; I know it is asking alot now. I’ll work on making this easier when I can figure out a code to do all this automatically. Til then…

This’ll be fun though once it gets going. I wonder what we’ll end up with!?!?!

(These instructions are also at the google video link)

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Introducing Body Karate!!

CLICK HERE TO SEE AN EXCERPT FROM BODY KARATE’S NEW VIDEO AWESOME

BE THE NEXT MUSIC GUEST - submit your your music videos to me at marc@ineedtostopsoon.com . I’ll do an interview with you and post your music video on the site.

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CLICK HERE TO SEE THE ENTIRE EXCITING TRAILER

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Recently I held the 3rd Annual INTSS Sci-fi Spelling Bee at the Beverly Garland Hotel in Studio City, California. I can’t believe Darth Vader showed up?!?!

CLICK HERE TO SEE A SHORT VIDEO SEE OF A COUPLE CONTESTANTS

if you’d like to see more - let me know and I’ll try to edit and post the whole thing.

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