Jack in the Box is planning to attack nearby hospitals!!

I did a little research today and found out that in many urban areas in Southern & Central California there is a Jack in the Box fastfood restaurant within three blocks of every hospital! I honestly think they are planning a strategic attack on their friendly, harmless, neighboring hospitals. Here is what one of their attacks might look like:

Here’s how this would happen: The Jack in the Box restaurant would literal fly up on top of the hospital and surround it with a forcefield so nobody can get in or out. Then it would unload it’s alien employees and possessed foodstuffs into the hospital, where they would shoot super deadly lazers at everything. The chicken sandwich is the most dangerous cause it can cloak itself and change size whenever it wants. It gets so small and then flys into your body and expands, and then you can guess what happens.

This is going to happen; it’s only a matter of time before it does. Beware and warn others of this plan!!

The only way to defeat these jack in the box aliens is with lightsabers – you can get them at most jedi shops or Kmart.