I finally broke my streak of not finding squid ink pasta last night – I ordered the biggest bowl they had!
While slurping away, it came very clear to me that this is exactly how Hermann Rorschach came up with his famous ink blot test.
What do you see (leave your answers in the comments section – my answers are below):
I
II
III
my answers:
I. I saw several things in this. The first was a diamond ring; then after studying it a bit more and flipping it upside down (which you can do by simply turning your monitor upside down) I saw what looked like an owl-moose creature with a neck beard and ascot and a crown floating above its head supported by a series of magnets.
II. A seahorse battling with a clipart arm
III. What the perimeter of my butthole probably looked like today after I pooped. My shit was jetblack!
A fitting gift for any good agent!
Another wonderful invention brought to you by yours truly. When I had it made, I wanted six “really” in the thing, but it got to be too long.
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I had a very teensee weensee cup of the brown water last night around 10pm. Not cool – I was jamming in my head and listening to old Daft Punk until 3 in the morning. I almost started up the first cd I ever bought “She drives me crazy, ew , eww… Like no one else… ewww… eww.. She drives me crazy, And I can’t help myself… eww,ewww.” Not good.
I did finish up my essay on taking a quantum leap into the future to save the horses from eating the ice cream though! more to come on this in a bit.
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I went to the Getty Museum in LA over the weekend and saw this painting. I’ve seen it before in books and magazines, but I never really had the chance of looking at it so closely. What is she seated on? Is this the first exercise ball in history or is it merely a huge (mythical) fart bubble? or both?
And why can’t we see the man’s leg through the unbreakable mythical exercise fart bubble thingy? Do men’s legs disappear in those sort of things? This could be the answer to the world’s pollution problems or time travel or getting rich quick.
You be the judge.
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I was just wondering and I can’t quite figure it out… Does the voice in my head sound like my speaking voice? Or do I hear a more masculine authoritative voice in my head while my speaking voice is a weaker version? Is that why when I hear my voice on tape it sounds so high and squeaky? It’s not the tape is it?
How can I speak with the voice in my head’s voice? Am I falling in love with the voice in my head? I want to meet the voice in my head. I want my wimpy speaking voice to meet the manly voice in my head, maybe it will learn a thing or two…
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Enter to win! What is the man on the right of xacto-man-model saying?
Leave your entry in the comments section of this post. Good luck!
Winner receives some stuff and and an e-card.
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you can do this too. The fart has obviously been released from this bag and caused much damage. Make one and carry it with you. Release it in your absolute darkest moment.
Do it!
warning: most people WILL be disgusted at your efforts and you may loose friends.
I’ve been mostly doing this with post-it note cut-outs and paper with tape. I think it is time to make some proper stickers that have the thought bubble with “i’m in here” on it. If you’d like some, let me know; it could be our own little cult!
Order 25 of them by clicking going here ->
Then take pictures, post them on http://www.flickr.com and send the link to me. It’d be nice to get a whole site for this nonsense one of these fine days.
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