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May 21, 2007

Evolution of the bladder in the next couple hundred years.

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male_female_bladder_normal

In the future there are no public restrooms and traffic becomes so horrible that you can’t ever make it anywhere in time to pee. So naturally with these impediments, our bladders evolve and become 5 – 7 times its current size so that we can hold our pee for 14 – 18 hours.

male female bladder future

Amazing how the bladder grows down over the upper quadriceps femoris. Just incredible!

p.s. I had a dream last night that I went ahead and had a surgery to make my bladder bigger. It such a weird dream. The doctor was taunting me, do you want to be true to your work, then do this, make your bladder bigger as an example. I did, it was strange.

[tags]evolution bladder future marc horowitz[/tags]

Filed under ------- 002 Evolution, 001 Imagination, intss blog by Marc Horowitz on May 21st, 2007. 2 Comments. #

May 20, 2007

New Game: OVER HERE!

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This is so much fun!!! This was my friend Joe’s Idea. All you do is yell “over here” on a crowded street, in a store, from your car, wherever. Yell and watch. This video is kinda bad, but you get the point. Do it yourself and post videos to the over here group.

Notice everyone else looking about – “who the hell is he yelling at?”

Sorry for the bad video quality. More of these to come.

[tags]joe reihsen marc horowitz over here new game[/tags]

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May 19, 2007

PMS Elevator

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The PMS Elevator

This really exists, Union Square Parking Garage, San Francisco.

Starting this day forth, every week I will post a theme, like this past week’s theme was evil, and I will make posts according to that theme. Weekends will be “free days” for all the other stuff. Seems good. You like that idea or is it too confining?

Sneak peak of next week’s theme………………………………………………………………………..evolution.

Filed under 001 Imagination, 011 Weekly Themes, intss blog by Marc Horowitz on May 19th, 2007. 2 Comments. #

May 18, 2007

It doesn’t get much eviler than this

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puffer fish train marc horowitz

[tags]marc horowitz puffer fish evil eviler[/tags]

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May 10, 2007

Incredible!! (& news)

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stick_on_mustaches

Made my day!!!! I love the party store!

I’m goin’ back home to SF this weekend to be on a talkshow – The Heather Gold Show. It’s tomorrow, Friday! Details on here site under “LIVE.” Do it!

I added some new videos to the “VIDEOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” sidebar (hint – look right)

[tags]marc horowitz new videos heather gold talkshow mustache[/tags]

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May 9, 2007

Another Innovative Idea for the “People on the Go”

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drinking cup

I got this awesome paper cup envelope thing with some aspirin I bought at a convenience store. The advertising/ text is the best part.

Very inspiring! Here are some more (interpretive) ideas for “Another Innovative Idea for the ‘People on the Go’ ”

Hunt for your Own Food Grocery Store Chain – You’re given either a crossbow, rifle, shotgun, knife, or handgun to go and hunt for your own food. Some is prepackaged, some is not.

Prefabricated Love Letter Service Center or P.L.L.S.C – A place where you can go to get a love letter tailored to your needs. For a little extra, you can get a tape or CD with a love song on it that must be played when the letter is read.

Canoe trips through Moscow – Being towed through the streets of Moscow by a car while you sit in a canoe. I believe this would really bolster tourism in Russia anytime of the year.

The Brick Helicopter – See previous post.

If you have any ideas for people on the go, leave em in a comment!

[tags]paper cup aspirin convenience store brick helicopter canoe trips Moscow love letter grocery store hunting marc horowitz[/tags]

Filed under 001 Imagination, intss blog by Marc Horowitz on May 9th, 2007. 3 Comments. #

May 6, 2007

emergency DIY helicopter

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emergency_DIY_helicopter
(click image for more sizes – easier to read)

This is simple schematic of an emergency helicopter that you can fashion out of things from around the house. Only build in the case of an extreme emergency. It’s a plus if you have brick laying skills.

[tags]emergency helicopter DIY household simple schematic marc horowitz[/tags]

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May 5, 2007

fight noise with noise

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fight noise with noise 2007

I’m really tired of loud motorcycles and super-loud mufflers; I’ve always thought it to be ridiculous. Loud bass, the kind that shakes buildings, in cars is bad too.

A loud motorcycle rode by my house today and it gave me a great idea. Next time it happens, I’m going to follow him/her home so I know where they live. I’ll go buy an air horn and around three or four in the morning, I’ll tape down the air horn button so it goes off until it either runs out or someone finds it, and I throw it in their shrubbery or on their roof. I’ll leave a note out front that says, “I really enjoyed listening to your motorcycle earlier, I hope you enjoy the sweet sounds of my new air horn. Yeah!”

No more turning the other cheek for loud noise – FIGHT NOISE WITH NOISE 2007!!!!!

I realized this project at AMT gallery at my show “more better (all images can be seen at http://www.flickr.com/photos/marchorowitz/sets/72157601172660405/)
Fight Noise with Noise Poster

Fight Noise with Noise KitFight Noise with Noise Kit instructions

[tags]noise airhorn loud motorcycle muffler bass marc horowitz solution[/tags]

Filed under 001 Imagination, intss blog by Marc Horowitz on May 5th, 2007. 1 Comment. #

May 3, 2007

this is fun

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and really stupid. I tried scanning this, but the photoshop wouldn’t let me open a picture of money. So clever that Department of Treasury of ours, so darn smart. Hope it rubs off on the other departments.

fun with googly eyes

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May 2, 2007

This could be the future!

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laminated business card

Laminate your business cards so they survive the wash, sweaty pockets, harsh weather, excuses, or a sudden rogue wave.

[tags]business card laminate marc horowitz invention[/tags]

Filed under 001 Imagination, intss blog by Marc Horowitz on May 2nd, 2007. Comment. #

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